bobbing suits and other funny things

I know we all say "kids say the funniest things." So, here are some of their funny things:

We went to the neighbor's pool today as it was in triple digit degrees. Em swam for about 10 minutes, got out, made her way around the pool to me, and said with genuine surprise... "Mom, my bobbing suit is WET!"

Will, after a small little accident in his pants, let me know that "it's okay, Mom. It's just a little bit of poop slobber."

We slid the Em's captain chair of the mini-van next to Will's so that she could be in the middle to "look outta ta front winda betta." Will tried to explain to her that her seat wasn't really THE true middle, but "the crack in between our seats tells the real middle." Em shouted out, "NO Will- the seat can't talk."

Em was so confused when she couldn't see the "black window" dad had smushed in the garage... the back widow was there, however...