Birds and Bees

Scene 1: In the car, riding home from school, Scott and Will:
Will: Dad, I know everything. (we already knew he thought this...)
Scott: Really. (not sure if it's a question or a comment. more of just a "yeah, sure, I'm listening...)
Will: Yes, Dad. I'm true. ("true"- as in, I'm telling the truth... a Will-ism)
Will: I even know where babies come from.
Scott: Really? (a question this time. definitely more interest shown...)
Will: Yep. They come from a mama's moo-moo. (WHAT???)
Scott: Ahhhh, ok... (not sure to probe further or not...)
Will: Yeah. God zaps them into their mama's belly first. (somewhat a sigh of relief. but, moo-moo?)

Scene 2: In the living room, Alison and Em:
Em sits on floor with Barbie and Ken. Barbie and Ken (naked Ken... why do those dolls always have their clothes off?) kiss.
Alison: Hey, Em. (curious.)
Em: oop. (throws Ken across the floor).

Lord, help us.